a couple of jokes

[yaba]

A man was driving along in his beat up old Yugo, when suddenly it

broke down. He was parked on the side of the road trying fix it, when

a Jaguar pulled up in front of him and offered to help.

 

After a few minutes the two men obviously weren't going to get the

old car going again, so the Jaguar driver offered to tow the

Yugo to the nearest garage.

 

A few minutes later the two had hitched up the old Yugo to the

Jaguar, and they agreed that if the Jaguar driver was going too fast,

the man should blow his horn and flash his lights to get him to slow down.

 

With that the two men got into their cars and the Jaguar driver started

to pull away with the Yugo behind it.

 

At the first traffic light, a Ferrari pulled up beside the Jaguar and

started to rev his engine. As soon as the light turned green the

Ferrari and the Jaguar hit their accelerators and took off.

Before long the cars were racing at over 120 mph.

 

As the cars sped along, they passed through a police speed trap.

The officer couldn't believe his eyes when he saw the three cars go by,

and he decided that he couldn't catch them all by himself, so he

decided to radio for help: "You won't believe what I just saw!

I saw a Ferrari and a Jaguar doing 120 mph side by side,

and a beat up old Yugo behind them flashing his lights and

blowing his horn trying to get by!"

[yaba]

Here's another one:

 

A guy has been chased by a cop for a while along a winding but deserted stretch in the middle of the night. He finally decided that he is not getting away and pulled over. The cop, a little impressed with the guy's driving, promised to give the guy a break if he can come up with a good excuse.

The execuse was: My wife ran away with a cop last week. I thought you are bringing her back.

[yaba]

Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour.

"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?"

The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do."

"Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?"

The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."

[CaRReRa]

Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour.

"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?"

The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do."

"Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?"

The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."

 

אהבתי !

[White-Night]

חזק

[Gilad M]

הראשונה ממש ממש חזקה!!!

אני רק מדמיין לעצמי איך הבדיחה האחרונה היתה נשמעת בעיברית

[a®iel]

אבל זה באנגלית

איך הבנתם? אתם קוראים אנגלית?

וואוו....

איזה כיף לכם

[Leonid]

הראשונה ממממש חזקה!

[RS6]

מה זה YUGO?

[yaba]

מה זה YUGO?

[Chevair]

במיוחד הראשונה

[marksab]

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