מחקר גילה: קיים יסוד חדש שטרם היה ידוע.

[Discover]

Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

 

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neuron, 24 assistant neurons, 50 deputy neurons, and 45 assistant deputy neurons, giving it an atomic mass of 120.

 

These 120 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

 

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with

which it comes into contact.

 

A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.

 

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 1-4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neurons and deputy neurons exchange places.

 

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neurons, forming isodopes.

 

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

 

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

[gsi16v]

מה עם חסרי השכלה שלא מבינים שפות זרות ?

[ארנון]

חזק.

[tuval]

מה עם חסרי השכלה שלא מבינים שפות זרות ?

 

סביר שיסוד חדש לא יעניין אותם (שתי נקודות כמו אלו : "..") .

[yuraskor]

גדול.

עשית לי את היום עם ה"כתבה".

[roee]

LOL LOL LOL ושוב LOL...

[R.L]

מדהים!

 

המשך המחקר מציין כי היסוד מאבד משקלו קליל ומשנה התנהגותו כאשר נמצא במגע עם היסוד Ag

[wonderd]

Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

 

 

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 1-4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neurons and deputy neurons exchange places...

 

The potential is 4 years but it will never get there because of all the free morons attached to it..

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

And if there isn't enough money?

[Yakov s]

:lol: =) חזק !

 

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