Application to join the United Backmarkers

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הופץ ב-LIST של רוכבי RGV אמריקאי - שאלון אמריקאי ל-BACK MARKERS כמבחן קבלה לאיגוד...

 

 

"Ensuring that our contribution to racing is

protected....on line, off line, and most

importantly...in the Paddock"

 

1) How off pace are you from the Podium finishers in

your respective class?

a) 175 - 199%

b) over 200%

c) Unknown...several DNF's however.

 

2) What form of protection do you excercise when

confronted by a "fast" rider from your grid?

a) Mace sewn into glove gauntlet

b) Tazer gun in boot

c) Self destruct mechanism on bike

 

3) On average, how many times do you actually hold

your line in a single lap?

a) Less than 1

b) 0

c) I shoot for holding my line at least twice during a

race, generally on the straights

 

4) During a race weekend, how many times do you find

yourself apologizing to someone for something you were

unaware of that you did?

a) 25-40

b) 41-100

c) Over 100

 

5) During an actual race, what turns do you really try

to execute well?

a) The one where my friends are sitting

b) The one where the most people are located

c) None

 

6) The best part of racing, to you; the back marker is:

a) Fixing my bike in the paddock before my race; after being stuffed during practice

b) Counting the number of times I get flicked off

during a race

c) Looking at the butts of other riders

 

7) When being lapped, you tend to:

a) Roll on throttle regardless of the situation, even

in braking zones

b) Put my hands up and surrender

c) Start weaving to "scrub" my tires

 

As the board goes sideways, you actually think

that:

a) Huge pile up at T1 could take out 35 bikes, I skate

thru and land on podium

b) Huge pile up at T2 could take out 35 bikes, I skate

thru and land on podium

c) Huge pile up at T3 could take out 35 bikes, I skate

thru and land on podium

 

9) When confronted in the paddock for reasons unknown

by another rider for an incident that occured online,

you:

a) Deny that you were in their race

b) Apologize with your standard, memorized apology

c) A then B

 

10) When coming in for restarts, and some how there

are people gridded behind you, you:

a) Inform the nearest race official that the grid is

incorrect

b) Point aggressively at the riders behind and inform

them that they really must be terrible

c) Not applicable, no one has actually been behind you

 

11) While waiting for the crash truck next to the fast guy that took you out; you:

a) Try to crawl in the tire wall

b) Talk to your invisible friend "Bert" so the fast rider does not confront

you

c) Act like you were running third and they were lapped traffic

[בידר]

[Moo Moo]

 

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