בדיחה טובה.. קשורה לרכב (בדרך חולנית כלשהיא)

[MustardMan32]

תודה תודה

 

עוד אחת:

(שוב, סליחה מראש אם מישהו לא מבין בגלל האנגלית)

 

An elderly Italian Jewish man wanted to unburden his guilty conscience by talking to his Rabbi. "Rabbi, during World War II, when the Germans entered Italy, I pretended to be a 'goy" and changed my name from Levi to Spamoni and I am alive today because of it."

 

"Self preservation is important and the fact that you never forgot that you were a Jew is admirable," said the Rabbi.

 

"Rabbi, a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic and they never found her."

 

"That was a wonderful thing you did and you have no need to feel guilty."

 

"It's worse Rabbi. I was weak and allowed her to repay me for my efforts with her sexual favours."

 

"You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. There is a favourable balance between good and evil and you will be judged kindly. Give up your feelings of guilt."

 

"Thank you, Rabbi. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."

 

"And what is that?"

 

"Should I tell her the war is over?"

 

 





 

עמוס

[gadik6]

נו בחייך עמוס את זה היה אפשר לתרגם לעברית...

[MustardMan32]

נו בחייך עמוס את זה היה אפשר לתרגם לעברית...

ואללה לא חשבתי על זה....

טוב אז כדאי שתתחיל לעבוד לא?

 

עמוס

[Opel Astra GSI]

אגב, בבדיחה הזאת:A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in a conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady. "In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives...... "

"Hey, coola down lady," said one of the men. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi."

במקום come היה יותר טוב לכתוב cum

[Lotus Omega]

עמוס, another good one..

 

ודניאל, איזה ראש כחול, תתבייש

 

 

אור.

[edan82]

אפרופו אנגלית,איך מזמינים 2 כוסות תה לחדר 22 ?

 

 

two tea,to two two.........