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Motorists Easily Rate Car (Usually "Real Yo-yo") Mopar Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Parts And Rust Mostly Old Paint And Rust Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicas My Old Plymouth Ain't Runnin' Made Of Plastic And Rust Mustang Massively Under Siezed Tires And No Go Nissan Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now Oldsmobile Oh Look, Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel Old Ladies Driving Slow making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment Pinto Put In New Transmission Often Put In Nickel To Operate Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook Plymouth Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood! 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Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt Vanagon Via Another Name: A Go-cart On Nerve Volkswagen Vehicle Owner's List: Kite String, Wire, Aluminum, Gum, Engine (NOT!) Volvo Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Very Worthless Virtually Worthless

מודעות למכירה, האמת מתגלה: What They REALLY Mean In Classified Ads If The Ad Reads . . . It Really Means Rough condition: Too bad to lie about Parts car: Beyond repair Clean: Homeless dude at 5th and Main did the windows Immaculate: Recently washed Concours: Recently waxed Good transportation: It's ugly Engine quiet: Uses 90-weight oil Needs minor overhaul: Needs engine Needs major overhaul: Phone the junkyard Burns no oil: It all leaks out Rebuilt engine: Cleaned the spark plugs Engine blueprinted: I don't know what it means either Excellent gas mileage: It's slow Low miles: The odometer was turned back One owner: Can't give it away Sure to appreciate: That's why I'm selling it Drive it away: I live on a hill Drive it anywhere: Within 10 miles Desirable classic: No one wants it Rare classic: No one wanted it even when it was new. Stored 20 years: In a lake Ran when stored: Won't start Never apart: Bolts too rounded to loosen Solid as a rock: Rusted solid . .or best offer: I'm guessing here Restored, with 0 miles: Won't start Faster than a 'vette: A Chevette Restored, with 2 miles: Won't stay running Older restoration: First owner washed it Good investment: Can't be worth much less No time to restore it: Can't obtain parts 90% complete: You do the other 90% 95% complete: Other 5% doesn't exist One owner: Hertz Great enthusiasts car: I'm looking for a sucker Good tires: And that's all House forces sale: Neighbors complaining Trades considered: I'm desperate Other interests conflict: Spouse's ultimatum: "Either that #!!@# thing goes or I go!"

יש לך יותר מדי כח סוס? You Know You Have Too Much Horsepower When.. 1. The emissions test guy starts laughing as soon as you pull onto the rollers. 2. You can't drive your car in the rain. 3. Your 'significant other' is afraid to drive your car. 4. You are afraid to drive your car. 5. You spend more on tires than on food. 6. You spend more on car insurance than on house payments. 7. You look in a state police car and see a picture of your car taped to the dash. 8. You throw your underwear in the garbage rather than the hamper. 9. You have to go to the track to buy gas. 10. Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you. 11. You measure the fuel you use in "gallons per mile". 12. Your engine idles at 2800 rpm. 13. You're tempted to wear your fire suit just to drive to the office. 14. Red signal lights shift to green as you're approaching then shift back to red as you're receding. 15. You arrive somewhere before you left. 16. You get pulled over for doing 155 in a 35 but the cops will let you go if "they can look under the hood." 17. You remove the $2000 stereo system to save 6 lb. of weight. 18. You are not allowed to run in the Silver State Challenge. 19. You get an anonymous phone call asking if you are interested in being in the Cannonball Run. 20. Your face looks like you are riding a NASA centrifuge when you drive the car. 22. You need parachute braking. 23. Your 'significant other' won't even ride in the car. 24 There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood at 6 am. 25. Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is opened. (Pets, and all the neighbors...) 26. Family photos throughout the house are replaced with life-sized posters of your car. 27. Fuel is delivered to your home in 55 gallon drums 28. You carry earplugs in your car.(doesn't everybody???) 29. The only spot on the car which receives any regular cleaning is the windshield. (what else is there to clean???) 30. You find out that side mirrors don't hold up at speeds exceeding 145 mph. 31. Young children cling to their mommies in fear when you round the corner. 32. Birds fall out of their nests from the rumble of your 5" dual exhaust. 33. All the major Tire makers are sending you free slicks in hopes of endorsment deal. 34. The UPS guy took to taking Steroids so he could keep up with your shipments. 35. The Fed Ex guy had a nervous breakdown. 36. All the wildlife within a 800ft radius around your house got the HELL OUT. 37. The nearest Geological Seismic Surveying Station Operator knows your address by heart. 38. A booming voice greets potential passengers with, "That's right....you paid for the whole seat but you'll only need the EDGE. 39. The earth slows in rotation when you hook up on your new slicks and head east. 40. You have to screw your slicks to the wheels. 41. Your exhaust pipes are larger in diameter than your driveline. 42. Your fuel pump flows enough to water a golf course. 43. Your compression's high enough you could run diesel fuel. 44. The sparks from your wheelie bars start grass fires on the side of the road.

והקאמבק של הרציניים You Might Be A Racer If.. - You think the primary purpose of wings is to PREVENT flight. - You feel compelled on a road trip to beat your previous best time. - You are happiest when your street car's tires are worn to racing depth (wear bars showing). - When something falls off of your car, you wonder how much weight you just saved. - When you hear 'overcooked it', instead of food you think 'off the track'. - You change engine oil every other week. - You sometimes hear little noises from your passengers when you get on the throttle right after turning in. - You thoroughly enjoy showing the tailgater behind how to drive around a highway off-ramp. - Your racing budget is one of the big three -- mortgage, car payments/maintenance, dating. - Your email address refers to your race car rather than to you. - You walk proper lines through the grocery store. - You've been known to yell "It means 'check your mirrors' dammit!" at your television. - You've paid $4.00 a gallon for gas without complaining. - You buy new parts because you don't know where you put the spares. - You bought a race car before buying a house. - You bought a race car before buying furniture for the new house. - You're looking for a tow vehicle and still haven't bought furniture! - You find that you need a new house because you've outgrown your garage and the neighbors are threatening violence if you park one more vehicle on the street or in the front yard. - The requirements you give your real estate agent are (in order of importance): 1) 8 car climate controlled garage with an attached shop. 2) Outside parking for 6 cars, a motorhome, a crew cab dualie, a 28' enclosed trailer and a 34' 5th wheel. 3) 3 phase 220V outlets in the garage for your welder. 4) A grease pit. 5) Convenient to a hazardous waste disposal site. 6) Deaf neighbors. 7) Across the street from a paint and body shop. Some sort of house with a working toilet and shower on the property somewhere -or- hookups for the motorhome. - You measure all family acquisitions in terms of the number of race tires that could have been purchased. - You know well that Orthodontic work is the equivalent of three sets of tires - You sit in your race car in a dark garage and make car noises and shift and practice your heel and toe, while waiting for your motor to get back from the machine shop. - You look at the purchase of tools as a long term investment. - Your wife says, "If you buy another set of tires, I'm getting a new mink." - Your garage holds more cars than your house has bedrooms. - You have enough spare parts to build another car. - More than one racer supply house recognizes your voice and greets you by name when you call. - You have car parts in your cubicle at work. - You think the last line of the Star Spangled Banner is: "Racers, start your engines!" - If you can't remember when you last worked on weekdays and rested on weekends. - You're registered for wedding gifts at Pegasus and Racer Wholesale. - Your Christmas list begins with another set of BFG R1's and Pauter rods (and your 'significant other' knows what these are). - After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?" the next question is always: "And you do this for fun? Right?" - You have a separate drawer for 'garage clothes'. - Your reading material in your bathroom consists of auto parts and racing supply catalogs, several books written by famous drivers, every book Carroll Smith has ever written.... and 400 car magazines, none of which have centerfolds. - People know you by your class letter, car number, and car color. - People know you by your "off"s". "Oh, you are the one stuck in the mud at ButtonWillow last weekend!" - You talk to other cars on the road, calling them by the manufacturers name. - Your first date involves asking her to crew for you. - Your criteria for selecting a significant other include auto repair skills. Air tools optional. - Your friends don't recognize you without a helmet and driver's suit. - Your family remembers your hair color as "grease". - You plan your wedding around the race schedule. - You astound the clerk at Sears by bringing in a snapped breaker bar every other week or so. - You remember the dates and details of every race you've ever been in, but can't remember your phone number. - Your family brings the couch into the garage so they can spend some time with you. - You complain when cars in front of you on highway off-ramps don't stay on the line, causing your exit speed to drop. - A neighbor asks if you have any oil, to which you query, "Synthetic or organic?" and they reply, "Vegetable or corn." - You give out Summit Racing's number when a friend asks for the best hardware store. - You refer to the corner down the street from your house as "Turn One." - You look at the fire hydrant at that corner and see an apex marker. - You enjoy driving in the rain on the way to work or school. - You always late apex the intersection and try to pass a few cars coming out. - Everywhere you go, you try to find the fastest line through the turn. - You always do a toe & heel downshift while whoever might be your passenger gives you a real funny look. - You can't stand anyone telling others how to drive. Of course, you are the best. - You can't stand understeer. - You always want to change something in your street car to make it handle better. - You will gladly pay up to $8 for a quart of engine oil. - You hate long distance driving, but you will gladly drive 800 miles to the race track. - You think that traction control and ABS are for those who can't drive. - You've ever tried to convince your wife you needed that flow bench to fix the air filter on her station wagon. - You save broken car parts as "mementos". - Your last several freeway forays included just brushing the curbs as you apexed the on-ramps perfectly.... - You've found your lawn mower runs pretty good on 108 octane gas (but doesn't particularly care for alcohol). - The local tire shop won't honor the tread life warranty on any car you have been within 50 yards of... - The shop manager at your local car dealer mutters "dear Lord" under his breath after he sees the size of your exhaust piping. - The local police and state Highway Patrol have a picture of your car taped to their dashboard. - You spend more time polishing your exhaust tip every day than you do bathing. - Instead of pictures in your wallet, you have timeslips. - You would choose a roll bar over air conditioning if it were an option. - You enjoy driving through wet, empty parking lots and using the emergency brake to kick the back end out. - White smoke coming out from under your tires is a common sight. - You consider the redline a "conservative suggestion" and the rev limiter "a fun limiter" - You spend more on insurance premiums than on food. - Your idea of a good time is sitting around figuring out gear ratios and the ideal final drive ratio for given situations. - When someone refers to "The Good Book", you think of "The Auto Math Handbook" - You have racing shops programmed on on your speed dialer. - You own five cars and only one of them is street legal. - You know the 1/4 mile times and skid pad numbers of your riding mower and want to improve them. - You've embarrassed your significant other at least once by insisting on wearing your full face helmet while driving. - You know the "racing line" of every turn in your daily commute, including your alternate routes, and practice hitting them every day. - You quote your street tire wear life in weeks rather than miles. - You regularly live test your rev limiter on that straight that's a little too long for 2nd but not worth going into 3rd for. You've started looking for sponsors for your daily commute. - You've slalomed in a construction zone, and counted your penalty time in the rearview afterwards. - After you tell your wife where you'd like to go on your vacation she answers: "Why... is there a race there?"

You Know You're A Riceboy If.. ... you find yourself using the excuse "yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude" after EVERY race ... you drive a 4 door 'type R' ... you have stickers that even most asians dont get ... you have stickers for parts you dont have ... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot' ... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side ... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter ... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter ... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer ... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees ... you sell crack for the image...not the money ... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you dont know what bracket racing is ... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs ... you can't race uphills ... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in ... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in ... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars ... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car ... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin ... your tach is bigger than your head ... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic ... you refuse to race because it's a "show car" ... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip ... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross. ... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose ... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager ... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed. ... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.

תדרים קנווד: http://www.carsforum.co.il/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=15621&highlight=kenwood+%FA%E3%F8%E9%ED ותדרים JVC: http://www.carsforum.co.il/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2759&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=jvc+%FA%E3%F8%E9%ED&start=15 ותלמדו להשתמש בחיפוש לעזאזל.

סוברו 360 בעצם, לא, אבל היא דומה לה להפליא...

יכול להיות שהצורב הלך, אם יש אחריות (מה שלא נראה לי סביר - דגם ישן) תשתמש בה. חוץ מזה, תנסה לצרוב בלי שום תוכנות שרצות ברקע, וגם תנסה לעשות צריבת בדיקה לפני(אימולציה), תראה אם זה נותן לך את אותה השגיאה, ותחזור אלי.

אפשר להשתמש בלחץ אוויר, ואם אתה משתמש בסילית, תזהר טוב טוב על הצבע של הרכב.

http://talinc.no/Advent ולמתקשים, עקבו אחרי המספרים. ולכולם: Sensible driving would be too much to ask from the general public so let's make all cars absolutely idiot proof. I know that there is more to it than just that, but making the cars safer is only gonna result in 'better' idiots. לקוח מתוך הניו יורק טיימס, ומשרשור הזוי מבית 4X4PIRATE http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=200097

ספרי פנטזיה שולטים! זה לא כל כך פנטזיה, אבל גם שולט ^^^

חברה, צאו מהבועה מהר, אם הוא עשה את זה ביד, הוא אידיוט, יש מלא תוכנות שעושות את זה, מי שמעוניין יכול לחפש בגוגל GIF2ASCII או לחילופים לקוד אנסי GIF2ANSI אין בעיה ליצור כזה דבר. פעם, בתקופת הBBSים היו רצים המון גרפיקות כאלו (עדיין יש אתרים שמציגים אותם) שנעשו ביד, אלו היו דברים מדהימים, כיום, הכל מעשה מחשב.

יש איזה אתר שמראה לכאורה דגמים של שברולט שנת 2005, בבירור קצר (לאכזבתי) מסתבר שזה רק חילטור של תלמיד לעיצוב והנדסת רכב... כמה חבל, וכמה טוב זה יכל להיות. http://hp-car.com/2005.html מצורף קישור סרט לפירסומת של שברולט קמארו Z28 לכל חובבי השרירים. RIGHT CLICK - SAVE AS http://mysite.verizon.net/vze70ek0/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/1977camaro.mpg

אני מכין מוזיקה אמביאנט-אלטרנטיבית וגם מפיק היפהופ לפעמים. אני עובד עם CUBASE REASON וSOUNDBANK.

אם אתה שולל על הסף, למה בכלל שאלת? למה לא שאלת ישר באיזה אתר אתה יכול לבדוק? ועל איזה ביסוס אתה קובע שלא יכול להיות שרק 91 כ"ס?(וזה לא משנה אם הוא צודק או טועה, זה עיקרון) הנה אתר שתוכל לבדוק בו. תהנה. http://www.carfolio.com

אוי אלוהים... הגה כח חשמלי..

היא נראית נהדר, בהחלט, שוב לא איכזבו. הפרונט שלה ממש נראה יפהפה יש לה קימורים נהדרים.

אני מתערב שאם אתה הייתה נוהג, הייתה דוחף את הדוושה של הגז, 410 כ"ס היו חותכים את האוויר ליד המשאית, נהג אוטובוס ונהג משאית בהלם. מתי יש את מה שהבטחת לי ולדניאל?

הנה אחד שאני פתחתי. http://www.carsforum.co.il/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=9527&highlight=%EE%E6%E2%EF

כל הכבוד יאבה. Боковой захват позволяет обеспечить несколько приемов управления, способы выполнения которых следующие: удержание автомобиля на дуге поворота — постоянная тяга вниз двумя руками из положения на боковом секторе. (Используется сила мышц-сгибателей, наиболее развитых у любого человека.) Коррекция траектории обеспечивается усилием и ослаблением тяги; “доворот” — крутизну маневра на дуге поворота увеличивает рука, находящаяся сверху (в положении “12”). Другая рука, находящаяся в положении “4” или “8”, отпускает рулевое колесо и страхует его в боковой зоне, при необходимости подключаясь к “довороту” на больший угол; выравнивание траектории автомобиля — после завершения поворота повышение тяги двигателя способствует самостабилизации автомобиля — выравниванию управляемых колес. Руки на боковом секторе поочередно выполняют тормозящую функцию — сопровождающее руление, регулируя скорость самовыравнивания. Отпускать рулевое колесо нельзя, так как это может привести к резкому ритмическому заносу; стабилизация при заносе — при возникновении бокового скольжения задней оси, что чаще всего возникает на автомобиле с задними ведущими колесами (классическая компоновка), компенсировать занос можно быстрым поворотом рулевого колеса в сторону заноса на 90--180° без смены положения рук. Если амплитуда заноса большая, водитель переходит к поочередному рулению левой и правой руками со сменой положения рук на боковом секторе. При поворотах нежелательно перекрещивать руки в нижнем секторе рулевого колеса (так называемый перекрестный захват). Руление в нижнем секторе рулевого колеса почти всегда нежелательно. Любая критическая ситуация требует максимальных усилий, а исходное положение не позволяет приложить их.

כנראה שהלך נגד מזגן. יש כמה שרשורים על זה בחיפוש. מצטער שאני לא יודע כמה זה יעלה לך.

כשאתה לוחץ את דוושת הגז עד הסוף במצב שגורם לאוטו להחנק (הילוך גבוהה מדי, עליה מאוד קשה) אתה נותן תערובת עשירה של דלק, שלא תמיד תהיה הצריכה האופטימלית של הדלק לאותו מצב.

זאת בהחלט גנבה לאור יום...

ישן, היה פה כבר כמה פעמים..

נשמע לי קצת יקר...