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למה לא באמת? הנה עוד סרט שווה צפיה http://www.hv.ssf.scout.se/~anders/race-freaks/arkivet/20030104/billmangorla.mpg מרוצי רחוב משוודיה

בזעירוט לא יפה לצחוק על הבן אדם, אתה לא רואה שהוא בסטלה? הוא לקח את החצאיות לראות... חבל על הזמן. שיזהר מבוחני רכב עם כלבי גישוש.

מגניב תגיד הנמכות נחשב לאחד הקשיים או מהיותר קלים? ואיך בדיוק אתה יכול להיות מסביב לכל הרכב אני מניח שהוא מתכוון לחצאיות, שזה יכול להיות מסביב לכל הרכב, וכיודע, זה נחשב בין הקלים יותר. ליגלייז!

למה לעזאזל כתבת דבר כזה? אתה מתכוון לזה? (אני מקווה שלא.)

קראתי את הכתבה ולא האמנתי שמדובר באנשים בוגרים. http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20031117/106908120003.html

אף פעם לא מודדים צריכת דלק כך. תמלא דלק עד הסוף (אבל ממש עד הטיפה האחרונה - באמת) תאפס מד-אוץ, ואז תסע בערך 200/300 ק"מ. בתחנת הדלק הקרובה תמלא (שוב) עד הטיפה האחרונה (באמת עד שלא יהיה מקום לאוויר) ותחשב כמה ליטרים מילית לעומת כמה קילומטרים נסעת, זה יהווה את הצריכה היותר מדיוקת של הרכב שלך.

נכון ששוב לא חיפשת?

(ידעו לי שהם נסגרו ) אני לא יודע אם יש להם אי-מייל בכל אופן, הם לא היחידים שמשפרים מכוניות בארץ (בארץ... )

מאוד לא יפה. לא להאמין שעברו שעתיים שלמות מהרגע שכתבת את הת'רד עד לרגע שבו נאלצת "להטיף מוסר" על כך שלא ענו לך ועוד אחרי שאתה עוזר לכולם כל כך יפה ונותן אפילו הדרכות, ממש חוצפה שעה ורבע, אבל זה לא גורע מחוצפת האנשים.

אפשר לקרוא את החוקים, אפשר. כתוב שם שאפשר לחפש, אפשר. בחיפוש אפשר להשתמש, אפשר. למצוא אפשר? אפשר! http://www.carsforum.co.il/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2898&highlight=fast+autosport פעם הבאה אל תכתוב הודעה בלי לחפש קודם כל, עשה לעצמך טובה. יש שם טלפון אבל אימייל לא מצאתי.

המידע הזה הוא חסוי ואסור לרשת המוסכים לספק אותו ללא הסכמה בכתב מבעל הרכב שגם פרטיו אמורים להיות חסוים ממישתתפי המיכרז !!! אני ממליץ לך להיזהר בעתיד כי ברגע זה הפללתה את עצמך בתור עובד רשת המוסכים הנ"ל וחשפתה את עצמך ואת הרשת לתביעות אפשריות . אני ממליץ לך או למנהלי הפורום להוריד את הקטע הנ"ל . הוא אמר שהוא ישמח לעזור (הוא לא אמר אם הוא קיבל אישור או לא - אין הפללה) וישמח לעזור יכול להתבטא בהרבה אפשרויות אחרות. הוא לא הפליל אף אחד, תפסיק להרוס שמחות. תתחדש תומר!

המון מזל טוב!! איזה כיף לשמוע על משהו כזה (בייחוד שזה לא בא מאיזה רב מטיף). בכל אופן, שיהיה להם רק דברים טובים מעכשיו. לכולנו, בשורות טובות וברכה בלבד.

ובנוסף, אתר של אלפי תמונות ממרוצי ראלי (ועוד כמה דברים ) http://www.automobilsport.com/indexie.html

ולקראת חג המולד שחל בזמן חנוכה, משחק שקשור לחג. http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/frost_sabotage.asp

הוא הרי כתב שהוא כותב את זה מנסיון, קשה לקרוא בין השורות? כמה נעים להיות בתוך העניינים ולא לדעת כלום.

http://members.cox.net/jefreymon/homealone/

זה כנראה לא תופס אצל אנשים מסויימים. דניאל הוצאת לי את המילים מהפה. לא רק שלא זה לא תופס אצל אנשים מסויימים, אנשים מסויימים גם מנסים לעשות דברים כאלה ולא בטעות כמו במקרה הנ"ל. זה כואב.

יכול להיות שבהתקנה שרפת פיוז בגלל חיבור לא נכון, תעבור שנית על החיבורים, תוודה שאין שום קצר ואין נגיעה של הפלוס בכל חלק מאריק, ואז תבדוק בחוברת רכב שלך איפה נמצא הפיוז של הרדיו דיסק, אותו אתה צריך להחליף. במקרה היותר טוב, פשוט חיברת את המתח הקבוע למתח הזמני, ואת הזמני לקבוע, מה שנותן לך בעצם מערכת שפועלת רק שהסויץ' מופעל, וכשאתה מכבה, היא לא מקבלת זרם בשביל לשמור שינויים/תחנות/שעון.

לחובבי הסיביק תהנו. http://studentwebs.colstate.edu/lam_eric/videos.htm

לא זוכר איפה מצאתי, אם הייתם מבקשים אתמול בלילה, אולי עוד הייתי זוכר, בכל אופן, אני פרסמתי את זה כי אותי זה שעשע (עד מאוד) מי שיאהב, שיספר לחברים, מי שלא שיספר לסבתא.

נוסעים באמריקאיות? 1. You know you're driving a Camaro if your fuel gauge and your tachometer move at the same rate, in opposite directions. 2. What does the back of a Mustang look like anyway??? 3. You know you're driving a Camaro when the Mustang in your rearview mirror gets smaller and smaller and smaller!!! 4. Old ladies move faster than they ever have to get off the street. 5. The cops don't bother chasing you anymore. 6. You challenge a Mustang at a red light, and he looks the other way. 7. Women you don't know drive up next to you, just to wave! 8. You hear "must be nice" countless times in a conversation about your ride. 9. If you convert your horsepower into years, it's longer than your children's children will live. 10. After goosing the engine, you look in your rearview mirror, just to see if that cutie is watching you.

הרגלי נהיגה של ארצות שונות: (מעניין שאין פה ערסים) How to Identify A Driver's Home One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston One hand on wheel, one hand in pants, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California* *with gun in lap: L.A. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy One hand on Latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas city male One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas country male One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: Texas female Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado One hand on steering, yelling obscenities, the other hand a waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter: Colorado resident on spotting a car with Texas plates.

הלקסיקון השלם לכלי עבודה Tools Guide HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are trying to hit. MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on boxes containing seats and motorcycle jackets. ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning steel Pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age, but it also works great for drilling mounting holes in fenders just above the brake line that goes to the rear wheel. PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes. VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand. OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your garage on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside a brake drum you're trying to get the bearing race out of. WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15 minutes. DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your drink across the room, splattering it against that freshly painted part you were drying. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans rust off old bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes you to say, "Ouc...." HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering a motorcycle to the ground after you have installed your new front disk brake setup, trapping the jack handle firmly under the front fender. EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering a motorcycle upward off a hydraulic jack. TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters. PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbor to see if he has another hydraulic floor jack. SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot. E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is ten times harder than any known drill bit. TIMING LIGHT: A stroboscopic instrument for illuminating grease buildup. TWO-TON HYDRAULIC ENGINE HOIST: A handy tool for testing the tensile strength of ground straps and brake lines you may have forgotten to disconnect. CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-INCH SCREWDRIVER: A large motor mount prying tool that inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end without the handle. BATTERY ELECTROLYTE TESTER: A handy tool for transferring sulfuric acid from a car battery to the inside of your toolbox after determining that your battery is dead as a doornail, just as you thought. AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw. TROUBLE LIGHT: The mechanic's own tanning booth. Sometimes called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under motorcycles at night. Health benefits aside, its main purpose is to consume 40-watt light bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge. More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading. PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; can also be used, as the name implies, to hollow out Phillips screw heads. AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last tightened 60 years ago by someone in Springfield, and rounds them off. PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part. HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses 1/2 inch too short

איך להחליף שמן. (לא FAT) Oil Changing Instructions Women: 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3,000 since the last oil change. 2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. 15 minutes later, write a check for $20.00 and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Men: 1. Go to Pep Boys and write a check for $50.00 for oil, filter, oil lift (AKA kitty litter), hand cleaner and a scented tree. 2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking back to Pep Boys to recycle, dump in hole in back yard. 3. Open a beer and drink it. 4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7. Place drain pan under engine. 8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9. Give up and use crescent wrench. 10. Unscrew drain plug. 11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; get hot oil on you in process. 12. Clean up. 13. Have another beer while oil is draining. 14. Look for oil filter wrench. 15. Give up; poke oil filter with Phillips screwdriver and twist it off. 16. Beer. 17. Buddy shows up; finish case with him. Finish oil change tomorrow. 18. Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. 19. Throw oil lift (AKA kitty litter) on oil spilled during step 18. 20. Beer. No, drank it all yesterday. 21. Walk to 7-11; buy beer. 22. Install new oil filter making sure to apply thin coat of clean oil to gasket first. 23. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine. 24. Remember drain plug from step 11. 25. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan. 26. Hurry to replace drain plug before the whole quart of fresh oil drains onto floor. 27. Slip with wrench and bang knuckles on frame. 28. Bang head on floor board in reaction. 29. Begin cussing fit. 30. Throw wrench. 31. Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss December (1999) in the left boob. 32. Clean up; apply Band-Aid to knuckle. 33. Beer. 34. Beer. 35. Dump in additional 4 quarts of oil. 36. Beer. 37. Lower car from jack stands. 38. Accidentally crush one of the jack stands 39. Move car back to apply more oil lift (AKA kitty litter) to fresh oil spilled during step 23. 40. Drive car

מה לעזאזל לעשות בדרייב ט'רו של מקדונלד 51 Things To Do At A Drive Thru 1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside. 2. Drive through backwards. 3. Belch your order. 4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume. 5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac. 6. Walk through. 7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you 8. Repeat everything the order taker says. 9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours. 10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please". 11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food. 12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells. 13. Drive through with a carload of naked people. 14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion. 15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food. 16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice. 17. One word: Flatulence! (BILL?????) 18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk. 19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe". 20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane. 21. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for. 22. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window. 23. Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight. 24. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped. 25. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on. 26. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup. 27. Ask how they fit into that little box. 28. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on. 29. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?" 30. When asked if they can take your order say "No, why can't I take yours?" 31. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you. 32. Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away. 33. Tell them you have to use the bathroom. 34. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it. 35. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene. 37. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare. 38. Honk your horn the whole way through the line. 39. When they say may I help you, respond with, no I am beyond help. 40. Ask if you can talk to Ronald 41. Ask how much the sign outside cost 42. Ask if they have Small Mac's because you're not very hungry 43. Say "Testing, testing 1 2 3 ..." 44. Scream "Call 911!" and speed away 45. Tell them you're bored, and ask if anyone there would like to go out and play frisbee with you 46. Ask which hero the McHero is made from, Batman or Superman 47. "Hi! I want a (what?) I want a (huh?) I WANT A (chi-ca-chi-ca) NUMBER SIX PLEASE!" 48. Scream as loud as you can into the speaker, "Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna DIE!" 49. Ask for a # PSSSSHSHHH (make random static noises) then get mad when they don't understand you 50. Act like there is a swarm of bees attacking you while you order on the drive-thru (Hi, I'd like an... OW!! OW!! AAAH! OH MY GOD, THE BEES!! GET THEM OFF ME! NOOO! .. *clear throat*... a cheeseburger... GET EM OFF ME!! AAAAH! AAAAH! THEY'RE KILLING ME!!!) then act perfectly normal at the window. 51. Act like they messed up your order and tell them to "take that cheeseburger, shine it up reeeeeeeal nice, turn it sideways ..."